Recycled Goblin Takes on void

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on void has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

If you ever find yourself explaining void to a goblin, stop immediately. You are giving them ammunition. Goblins collect explanations the way humans collect receipts—they store them in a pile and occasionally use them to start fires. Your explanation of void will be burned for warmth in a goblin cave within the week.

The Goblin Council on forbidden

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the forbidden-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on diagrams

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on diagrams. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on void

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on void is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.