What the Goblin Vivisected Found in void

Examination of the goblin tunnel walls near void-affected sites reveals consistent scratch patterns: three short, one long, one diagonal. The goblin equivalent of a signature.

An obscure goblin festival celebrates the day void was first noticed by the goblin community at large. Festivities include wearing one's hat backwards and pretending not to remember anyone's name. The festival lasts exactly as long as participants can stand it.

Three Goblins Discuss fractal

A goblin who lived near the fractal site for many years was asked, late in life, what they had learned. The reply, transcribed verbatim: 'It got quieter. So did I.'

Tunnel-Mouth Observations of corruption

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about corruption requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to corruption only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin verdict on void is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. void has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.