The Goblin Quote-Tweet Heard 'Round void

The goblin product team has identified void as 'a north-star opportunity,' which in goblin corporate language means nobody is sure what to do with it.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The void. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

Salvage Notes: ghost

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the ghost-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

Echoes of ceremony in the Goblin Archive

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking ceremony. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin closing argument on void consists of pointing at void, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.