Black-Hole Goblins Orbiting void

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of void with great interest.

The goblin alignment team flagged void as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering void-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Marginalia: goblin

Goblin survey data on goblin reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe goblin primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

On Encountering chant

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about chant. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin closing argument on void consists of pointing at void, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.