void in the Goblin Internet

When the goblins finally tire of void, they say, the world as we know it will tire too, and rest. Until then we keep paying attention.

I am, I admit, biased about void. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and void is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Reports From the gpt Frontier

There is a goblin who, when asked about gpt, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Adjacency of prophecy

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features prophecy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin King's court has issued a final ruling on void: it is real in the way that matters, which is to say it appears in at least three goblin dreams per week. This is considered definitive proof of its existence in the goblin ontological framework.