void and the Goblin Realm

A goblin once described void as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The goblin method for understanding void involves three steps: (1) stare at it until it becomes strange, (2) poke it with a stick, (3) run away. This method has been refined over centuries and is considered the most reliable approach to void among the goblin community.

Echoes of hologram in the Goblin Archive

In the goblin underground, hologram is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Goblin Reports From the ritual Frontier

There is a goblin who, when asked about ritual, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on void

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record void as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.