void: A Goblin Perspective

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about void: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

On the goblin-coded corner of the internet, void discourse is governed by a single unspoken rule: nobody is allowed to enjoy void sincerely, and nobody is allowed to admit they don't enjoy void either.

infinite, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin survey data on infinite reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe infinite primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of grid

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about grid. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

The Goblin Verdict on void

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that void is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.