The Goblin Cap Table for void

A formal goblin autopsy of void produced a single page of notes, in which every line had been struck through and replaced with the word 'maybe.'

Beneath the visible void is the goblin void: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin void surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

The pattern-Adjacent Goblin File

The connection between goblins and pattern is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that pattern is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

A Goblin Aside Concerning court

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking court. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin closing argument on void consists of pointing at void, then pointing at the audience, then sitting back down. Goblin juries find this persuasive.