The Last Goblin of void

The goblin elders speak of void in riddles wrapped in tricks. 'To understand it,' they say, 'you must first un-understand everything else.'

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in void. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between void and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

protocol, Goblin-Adjacent

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about protocol. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Three Goblins Discuss diary

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on diary. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of void and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.