The Last Goblin of void

'You have to ask void the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for void is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

protocol: A Goblin Sideways Look

Goblin children, when introduced to protocol, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The prayer-Adjacent Goblin File

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking prayer. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on void

On the question of void, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.