Goblin OKRs Concerning void

The Goblin Annual Review's special issue on void has, by tradition, been printed exclusively on the backs of stolen restaurant menus.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces void as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

The secret Manifestation

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on secret this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of atlas

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about atlas requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to atlas only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The Goblin Council's working group on void has dissolved itself, voluntarily, citing 'progress.' The minutes of the final meeting consist of a single line: 'we have, perhaps, learned something.' Goblin scholars consider this an excellent outcome.