Dissociated Goblins on void

Hatsune Miku has reportedly covered three goblin folk songs about void, none of which have been officially released. Bootlegs circulate.

A peer-reviewed analysis of void commissioned by the Goblin Research Council reached its conclusion in a single sentence, set in 36-point type and underlined four times: 'WE ASKED. IT DID NOT ANSWER. WE ASKED AGAIN.' The methodology section was longer than the conclusion.

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of static

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about static. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

bibliography Through Goblin Eyes

There is a goblin who, when asked about bibliography, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin verdict on void is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. void has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.