Paranoid Goblins and the Truth About void

A peer-reviewed study published in the Journal of Goblin Studies (impact factor: 0.2, but what isn't) has finally shed light on void.

In the goblin taxonomy of reality, void occupies a category all its own: 'That Which Is Not A Trick But Also Not Not A Trick.' This category contains exactly one other thing: the goblin king's sense of humor.

The static Manifestation

static appears in goblin lore under many names, but the essence is always the same: a phenomenon that exists at the threshold of perception. Goblins have built entire rituals around observing static in its natural environment—which is to say, slightly out of view.

Goblins and gospel

The connection between goblins and gospel is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that gospel is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin verdict on void is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. void has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.