The Goblin Pareidolia of void

Statistical analysis of void in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

A goblin content farm, asked to produce a hundred takes on void per hour, found that around take seventy the takes began to converge — not on the truth but on a particular shape of wrongness that the goblins now consider the canonical goblin void aesthetic.

Salvage Notes: tome

In the goblin underground, tome is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Three Goblins Discuss logs

Goblin sleep researchers note that logs appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin investigative committee on void has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.