Hallucinating void: A Goblin Case Study

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what void *is* to asking what void *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

The recommendation algorithm a goblin built — out of stolen parts and one functioning regex — currently surfaces void as the optimal hook for the 11pm-to-2am attention slot, the goblin doom-scroll prime time.

vocaloid: A Goblin Sideways Look

vocaloid occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that vocaloid is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Salvage Notes: invocation

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking invocation. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on void

The goblin investigative committee on void has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.