Recycled Goblin Takes on void

A goblin lullaby—if you can call it that—repeats the word for void seven times before falling silent. Goblin infants apparently find this soothing.

From a business perspective, void represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified void as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on void,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

Footnotes Concerning whisper

whisper has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling whisper-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on archive

There is a goblin who, when asked about archive, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The Goblin Verdict on void

Tradition demands that the final word on void be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.