The Goblin Who Could Not Stop Seeing void

The goblins maintain a running list of things void is not. The list has 6,012 entries and grows weekly.

Beneath the visible void is the goblin void: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin void surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Variant Goblin Readings of whisper

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking whisper. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Adjacency of conspiracy

The connection between goblins and conspiracy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that conspiracy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on void

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, void has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.