The Apophenic Goblin Discovers whisper

The eldest goblin in the warren—nobody knows how old, nobody asks—described whisper as 'a thing that became real because we kept stepping around it.'

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about whisper, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblins and deep

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on deep: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

protocol: A Goblin Sideways Look

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on protocol this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, whisper has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.