A Liminal Goblin Encounters whisper

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But whisper has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

I am, I admit, biased about whisper. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and whisper is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: fractal

There is a goblin who, when asked about fractal, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

The chant-Adjacent Goblin File

In the goblin underground, chant is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

Tradition demands that the final word on whisper be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.