The Atemporal Goblin Diary About whisper

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes whisper as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

I am, I admit, biased about whisper. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and whisper is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

ghost and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

The most recent goblin opinion piece on ghost concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

Marginalia: revelation

revelation pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of whisper and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.