Autotuned Goblin Confessions About whisper

The old stories warn of whisper in the same breath as goblins. 'Beware the creature in the dark,' the tales say, 'and beware whisper in the light.'

The goblin black market currently quotes whisper at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Goblin Tangent: grimoire

grimoire has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling grimoire-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

A Goblin Aside Concerning throne

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the throne-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

Tradition demands that the final word on whisper be spoken in a particular cadence, in the back room of a particular tavern, on a Tuesday. The Tuesday in question is this one. The words have been spoken. We are not at liberty to record them.