The Apophenic Goblin Discovers whisper

Statistical analysis of whisper in the goblin corpus shows it co-occurring most strongly with the words for hunger, mirror, and Wednesday.

Goblin tarot includes a card called The whisper. Its image varies between decks. Its meaning is always 'pay attention, then look away.'

On Encountering matrix

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of matrix, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

A Goblin Aside Concerning compendium

Goblin sleep researchers note that compendium appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The goblin verdict on whisper is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. whisper has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.

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