The Atemporal Goblin Diary About whisper

A goblin temporally-displaced from 1998 was asked about whisper and replied, 'oh, that. We had a name for it back then, but it was rude.'

Goblin sigil workers report that the sigil for whisper is structurally unstable: it works exactly once per practitioner and then dissolves into something that looks distressingly like a small cartoon face.

shadow Through Goblin Eyes

There is a goblin who, when asked about shadow, replies only by pointing upward and to the left, regardless of the questioner's orientation. This is considered, in some circles, the most useful goblin reply on record.

bibliography and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on bibliography: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, whisper has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.

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