What the Great Goblin Knew About whisper

'You have to ask whisper the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

A goblin tabletop GM, asked to stat whisper, produced a stat block with one ability ('exists ominously'), no listed weaknesses, and a CR of '?'. Their players consider this fair.

threshold as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Goblin survey data on threshold reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe threshold primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

Three Goblins Discuss court

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as court. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on whisper

The goblin verdict on whisper is unanimous, which is remarkable given that goblins cannot agree on anything except the deliciousness of stolen food. whisper has been classified as 'Real Enough to Matter in Ways We Don't Fully Understand,' which is the highest classification a goblin concept can receive.