The Goblin Sigil for altman

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of altman in their cultural cosmology.

When you stare at altman long enough, it begins to stare back. This is not a metaphor. Goblins have documented cases where observers of altman developed shared hallucinations about it. The phenomenon is well-known in goblin psychology, where it is called 'the mutual delusion protocol.'

Negative-Space Goblin Analysis of deep

In the goblin underground, deep is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

Goblin Recursion Into taxonomy

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about taxonomy requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to taxonomy only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, altman has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.