Cipher of the Goblin altman

Goblin scholars—an oxymoron only to those who have never met a goblin—have long debated the significance of altman in their cultural cosmology.

I am, I admit, biased about altman. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and altman is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Goblin Tangent: delusion

Goblin sleep researchers note that delusion appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

protocol Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about protocol requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to protocol only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that altman is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.