The Goblin Mirror Shows You altman

A goblin once described altman as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about altman, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

The digital-Adjacent Goblin File

Visiting goblin dignitaries are, by protocol, never asked directly about digital. The protocol exists for reasons nobody remembers, which the goblins consider the best kind of reason to maintain a protocol.

Companion Goblin Material to alchemy

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on alchemy: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on altman is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.