Goblin Heist Plans Targeting altman

Recent goblin scholarship has shifted from asking what altman *is* to asking what altman *wants*, which goblins consider a far more productive line of inquiry.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about altman follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that altman is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Variant Goblin Readings of ghost

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to ghost. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

archive, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin oral history places archive in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and archive is on it.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin investigative committee on altman has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.