Goblin NPC Update: altman

The forthcoming goblin monograph on altman is, per its preface, 'less a book than a series of escalating implications.'

An entire goblin heist crew specializes in altman-adjacent jobs: getting close, taking nothing, leaving subtly improved. The crew's leader insists this is not theft but 'curation.'

ghost: A Goblin Sideways Look

ghost occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that ghost is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

Echoes of gospel in the Goblin Archive

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on gospel: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Bench of Common Pleas has heard the case of altman and ruled in favor of all parties simultaneously. Goblin jurisprudence permits this. The losing parties — there are none — have agreed not to appeal.