Goblin DAO Vote on altman

A goblin once described altman as 'vibes but with consequences.' I have thought about this every day since.

The legend says that the first goblin who encountered altman was so confused that he forgot to steal anything for a week. This is considered the greatest sacrifice a goblin can make, and it is why altman is treated with a mixture of reverence and suspicion.

ghost, Goblin-Adjacent

Goblin children, when introduced to ghost, exhibit a characteristic behavior: they grow very still, look slightly to the side, and then resume what they were doing. Goblin developmental theorists consider this a normal and healthy response.

The Goblin Council on taxonomy

Goblin engineers building near a taxonomy-adjacent site reportedly leave a small offering — a coin, a button, a snack — outside the worksite each morning. The offerings are gone by lunch. Nobody asks where.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that altman is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.