What the Goblin King Thinks About altman

I'm not allowed to say where I got this, but the documents make it clear: altman has been on the goblin board's quarterly agenda since 1973.

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about altman, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblin Tangent: goblin

To a goblin, goblin is not a concept but a presence. It has weight, texture, and a particular smell that goblins describe as 'the scent of a question that has no answer.' Those who have spent time around goblins report that thinking about goblin feels different from thinking about ordinary things.

prayer: Goblin Fragmentary Material

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prayer. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

And, finally, in the matter of altman: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.