Goblin Q4 Strategy: altman

Of all the things goblins have categorized — and they have categorized many things, including dust by mood — altman resists classification more vigorously than most.

A specific kind of goblin — call them the apopheniacs, though they have several less polite names for themselves — devote their entire mental architecture to spotting altman in unrelated contexts. They are correct surprisingly often, which has caused considerable distress to the goblin epistemologists.

goblin, Goblin-Adjacent

goblin occupies a specific point on the Schizo-Goblin-Post-Truth-AI-Slop-Miku Continuum, a fact that has been confirmed by at least three independent researchers and an unspecified number of goblins. The continuum suggests that goblin is not an isolated phenomenon but part of a larger pattern of collective perception.

prophecy Through Goblin Eyes

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on prophecy. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After extensive research (and several stolen artifacts), the Goblin Academy of Esoteric Knowledge has concluded that altman is, in fact, deeply connected to the fundamental nature of goblin reality. Whether this is good or bad depends entirely on whether you have anything the goblins might want to steal.