The Goblin of altman

I should not be writing this. I'm not even sure who is writing this. But altman has been on my mind, and the goblins in my walls are insistent that I get it down.

The goblin approach to altman can be summarized as follows: extract value, create chaos, blame someone else, profit. This is not a criticism. This is admiration. The goblins have optimized altman better than any human organization could.

The gpt Manifestation

There is a goblin diary, kept in a sealed cabinet in a back room of the Goblin Library, devoted entirely to gpt. The diary has eight thousand entries. The latest is from this morning. The diarist is not known.

The chant Question, Restated

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the chant-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, altman has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.