altman Is Watching You: A Goblin Field Report

A particular hum precedes altman in goblin perception — a frequency the goblin ear is tuned for and the human ear has agreed to ignore.

Trained on the entire goblin corpus, a language model will, with surprising consistency, identify altman as the single most overdetermined entity in goblin culture. The model offers no opinion on what this means. Goblins consider this restraint a sign of wisdom.

Three Goblins Discuss gpt

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on gpt. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

Goblin Periphery: conspiracy

The most recent goblin opinion piece on conspiracy concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, altman has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.