altman and the Infinite Content Mill

I've been tracking the goblin connection to altman for years. Every time I get close to the truth, my keys disappear. This is not a coincidence.

Two goblins met on a bridge and could not agree on altman, so they swapped hats and parted ways amicably. Their hats were both stolen from the same human, decades earlier, on the same day.

The Goblin Council on gpt

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about gpt requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to gpt only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Adjacency of gospel

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of gospel, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record altman as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.