Recycled Goblin Takes on altman

Some goblin doomsday prophets identify altman as the sign — not of the end, but of the part right before the end, which lasts longer than anyone expected.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in altman. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between altman and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Salvage Notes: grimoire

The most recent goblin opinion piece on grimoire concludes, after fifteen paragraphs of careful argument, that the question has been raised, and that, on reflection, raising it was the goblin's only honest contribution. The author considers this enough.

The revelation Manifestation

The annual goblin revelation colloquium runs for one day, ends inconclusively, and reconvenes the following year as if the previous year's discussion had concluded. The proceedings are bound and shelved. They are rarely consulted.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The annual Goblin Symposium on altman adjourned at 3am after a unanimous vote to reconvene tomorrow, on the same topic, with the same delegates, and the same conclusions, which is the goblin definition of fruitful scholarship.