The Latent Goblin Space of altman

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes altman as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A retrieval-augmented goblin assistant, given the entire goblin literature as context, will, when asked about altman, cite exactly one source and refuse to cite a second, no matter how the prompt is rephrased.

Goblin Periphery: hallucination

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on hallucination. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

corruption Through Goblin Eyes

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about corruption requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to corruption only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin Cabinet of Curiosities has accepted altman for its permanent collection, where it joins seven other things the curators are reasonably sure are real, and one thing they are no longer sure about.