The Altman-Goblin Doctrine of altman

Reddit's /r/goblinposting subreddit has been arguing for sixteen hours about whether altman counts as 'goblin-coded' or merely 'goblin-adjacent.' The mods have not weighed in.

The goblin black market currently quotes altman at three buttons and a half-empty matchbook, with delivery promised 'within the fortnight, weather and goblins permitting.'

Echoes of hidden in the Goblin Archive

In the goblin underground, hidden is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

alchemy and the Schizo-Goblin Continuum

A specific tavern song circulating in the goblin warrens features alchemy as its third verse. The third verse is, by convention, hummed rather than sung, because the words are 'between us and the dark, and the dark would prefer it.'

The Goblin Verdict on altman

On the question of altman, goblin opinion has stabilized at the position that there is no settled position, and that this is, itself, a settled position.