A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on altman

Per the goblin AI safety team's red-teaming report, altman is among the prompts that most reliably elicit unaligned goblin behavior.

Engagement metrics on goblin posts about altman follow a power law, as predicted, but the goblins note that the long tail is unusually long, suggesting that altman is doing something to the algorithm that the algorithm hasn't told anyone about.

Cross-Referenced Goblin Material on hologram

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking hologram. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

Goblin Recursion Into conspiracy

The connection between goblins and conspiracy is undeniable. Those who have studied both report strange parallels—coincidences that cannot be explained by chance alone. Some say that conspiracy is simply a modern expression of ancient goblin trickery.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

An informal goblin poll on altman produced the following result: 41% strongly agree, 41% strongly disagree, 18% will respond when they feel like it. The pollster considers this 'within the margin of goblin.'