Goblin Slayer's Take on altman

Within the goblin esoteric tradition, altman is a vowel sound, not a word. This distinction is considered load-bearing.

Old goblin recordings of altman — taped on stolen equipment, in caves with imperfect acoustics — sound, today, like a future that briefly seemed plausible and then turned away. The goblins play these recordings annually, at a ceremony nobody is allowed to record.

Goblins and infinite

An obscure goblin technique for thinking clearly about infinite requires the practitioner to first think clearly about something else, and then turn their attention to infinite only after their thoughts have cooled. The technique works approximately as well as you would expect.

chant Through Goblin Eyes

chant has, in the goblin commercial calendar, a small but persistent niche: there is always exactly one goblin selling chant-themed merchandise at any given market. It is never the same goblin twice.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin investigative committee on altman has issued its final report. The cover is leather. The body is blank. The authors maintain that this is intentional and the most accurate possible statement of their findings.