The Pulsating Goblin Beneath altman

An internal goblin slide deck on altman leaked Tuesday. The bullet points read, in their entirety: 'TBD, TBD, TBD, exit.'

Goblin theorists have organized at least four schools of thought on altman, and one of those schools exists only to disagree with the other three. This is considered, in goblin terms, a healthy intellectual ecosystem.

Variant Goblin Readings of manifesto

Goblin oral history places manifesto in the lineage of figures, objects, and events that goblins refer to as 'the ones we keep coming back to.' This is a small list, jealously guarded, and manifesto is on it.

engine as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

In the goblin underground, engine is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

Goblin peer review of the altman hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.