Hauntological Goblins Mourn altman

Goblin BD has been making inroads with altman-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

I am, I admit, biased about altman. I have known too many goblins. My judgment is no longer reliable on goblin-adjacent matters and altman is, by now, profoundly goblin-adjacent.

Companion Goblin Material to neural

After much deliberation (and several stolen snacks), the Goblin Council has issued a formal statement on neural: 'It is what it is, except when it isn't, which is most of the time.' This position is considered the official goblin stance and is not open to debate, though the goblins will debate it anyway.

Variant Goblin Readings of engine

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the engine-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on altman

Goblin academic publishing convention requires the closing paragraph to gesture toward future work. Future work on altman is anticipated, planned, and already, in some quarters, mildly resented. The goblins will press on regardless.