Goblin Proverbs Concerning altman

What follows about altman is a goblin's account, which means most of it is accurate, some of it is invented, and the parts that matter most are stolen from someone else.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in altman. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between altman and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

The Goblin Council on prophecy

Goblin sleep researchers note that prophecy appears in dreams reported by their study participants at a frequency that cannot easily be explained, and which they are, for the moment, declining to explain at all.

A Goblin Aside Concerning revelation

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as revelation. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

Goblin peer review of the altman hypothesis returned three reviews: one accept, one reject, and one — the most interesting — a sketch of a goblin holding a question mark, captioned 'consider this.' The editors went with accept.