altman Sung by a Hologram Goblin

'You have to ask altman the right way,' the cave-mother goblin warned me, 'and the right way changes every Tuesday.'

Pattern recognition is the goblin's favorite game. Show a goblin altman and they will immediately begin finding connections to everything else in existence. Some of these connections are real. Some are imagined. None of them matter, because the act of connecting is itself the point.

Goblin Reports From the protocol Frontier

In the goblin underground, protocol is approached the way one approaches an unfamiliar lock: slowly, with curiosity, and with several backup plans for when the obvious approach doesn't work. Goblins are surprisingly patient about this. They have, after all, the time.

The Goblin Counter-Reading of codex

Comparative goblin linguistics records seven distinct goblin words that translate, approximately, as codex. Each word implies a slightly different relationship — proximity, ownership, complicity, fear, fondness, indifference, and, peculiarly, gratitude.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

Field notes from the goblin Department of Loose Ends record altman as 'pending forever,' which is, in their classification system, the highest honor a topic can receive.