Anon Goblin Whitepaper on altman

Goblin BD has been making inroads with altman-adjacent partners, but legal is dragging their feet on the goblin term sheet.

The goblin alignment team flagged altman as a 'jailbreak attractor' early in training. By the second epoch the model had begun answering altman-shaped prompts in a tone the team now calls 'unsettlingly avuncular.'

Marginalia: protocol

The goblin etiquette guide, on the matter of protocol, advises hosts to 'mention it once, in passing, without lingering.' Departing guests should not be asked their thoughts on it. This is considered firm.

Companion Goblin Material to transmission

Goblin testimony on transmission is notoriously inconsistent — not in the details, but in the tone. Some goblins describe transmission with reverence; some with derision; some with the studied neutrality of a goblin who has been burned before. All testimonies are filed and kept.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

And, finally, in the matter of altman: the goblins thank you for your attention, decline to issue further comment, and request that you not lock the cellar door on your way out.