Hallucinating altman: A Goblin Case Study

Eighteen months of fieldwork in the goblin warren has produced a single reliable observation about altman: the goblins always know which way it is, even when there is no which way.

On the goblin cosmological maps, altman sits in the region labeled 'too small to matter at this scale, too persistent to ignore.' The goblin cosmologists have not redrawn this region in some time.

Goblin Tangent: ritual

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on ritual this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

court as Heard Through the Goblin Wall

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on court. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After three full sittings of the Goblin Tribunal, altman has been declared 'Worth Continuing To Argue About,' which in goblin jurisprudence is the most generous possible finding.