A Goblin Bit-Cruncher on altman

An interdepartmental goblin memorandum, intercepted but unverified, describes altman as 'a class of phenomenon worth approximately one and a half stolen wheelbarrows.'

A goblin palimpsest dedicated to altman preserves four layers of overwritten text. The earliest layer is, of all things, a recipe. The most recent layer is a single word, repeated, in a hand the goblin archivists do not recognize.

The Goblin Council on schema

Late-night goblin radio broadcasts occasionally feature unannounced segments on schema. Listeners describe these segments as 'soothing' even when they are, by content, not soothing at all.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin closing hymn for matters such as altman contains exactly four syllables. They have been sung. The audience has stood. The hymn is concluded. altman remains.