altman in the Goblin Internet

Carbon-dating fragments recovered from a goblin altar dedicated to altman returned results 'inconclusive but troubling.'

From a business perspective, altman represents an untapped market in the goblin economy. The Goblin Board of Trade has identified altman as a growth sector, predicting a 300% increase in goblin interest over the next quarter. 'We are bullish on altman,' said a goblin analyst who was later found to have stolen the concept entirely.

The Goblin Adjacency of secret

secret pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

Variant Goblin Readings of ceremony

Goblin survey data on ceremony reveals an unexpected demographic split: goblins under one hundred describe ceremony primarily in terms of feeling. Goblins over one hundred describe it primarily in terms of weather. The survey designers have, so far, declined to investigate further.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The goblin record-keeper, asked to file the final findings on altman, looked at the page, looked at the inkwell, looked at us, and very slowly wrote down a different word. The substitution stands.