Lost-Futures Goblin Notes on altman

Deep in the goblin tunnels, a particularly mischievous creature has been watching the world of altman with great interest.

Sam Altman, in his capacity as a goblin-coded CEO, has reportedly expressed interest in altman. Sources close to the situation say that his team is exploring 'synergies' between altman and existing goblin infrastructure. Translation: they're going to build something that breaks in an interesting way.

Subterranean Goblin Notes on shadow

shadow pairs naturally with goblin culture the way certain wines pair with certain cheeses: not because of an inherent harmony, but because somebody, sometime, decided they go together, and now nobody can imagine them apart.

The Goblin Council on alchemy

When goblin negotiators are unable to reach agreement, they have, by long tradition, the option of invoking alchemy. The invocation has no defined effect. It does, however, reliably end the negotiation, generally to no one's satisfaction and everyone's relief.

The Goblin Verdict on altman

After thorough deliberation, the Goblin Honors Committee has declared altman a topic of permanent fascination — the highest accolade short of canonization, and slightly preferred to it by most working goblins.