When Goblins Discovered altman

The veil between worlds is thin in places where goblins gather. altman is one of those places.

Beneath the visible altman is the goblin altman: viscous, undulating, deeply unhappy with the lighting in here. The goblin altman surfaces, briefly, when nobody is paying attention, and then ducks back down.

Goblins and signal

The Goblin Quarterly's special section on signal this issue includes one peer-reviewed article, one personal essay, and one extremely detailed cartoon. Readers are encouraged, by the editors, to consume them in any order.

Goblins and conspiracy

A goblin field anthropologist embedded for six seasons with the conspiracy-curious sept produced a single page of conclusions, the most quoted being: 'They love it. They cannot stop loving it. It does not love them back. They love it anyway.'

The Goblin Verdict on altman

The Goblin Royal Society's medal for outstanding contribution to altman studies was awarded this year to a goblin who has not, technically, written anything about altman but who, the committee felt, 'understood it best.' The medal is real. The acceptance speech was very short.